Wednesday, May 25, 2005
Fuck you, Clorox Bath Wand
I just saw this commercial for a new bullshit product that you all should not buy. The Clorox Bath Wand ad goes like this:
"If you want your fat good for nothing husband to get off his keyster and actually do some housework, you should get the Clorox Bath Wand because he barely even has to move to clean the tub or the toilet. Since the dawn of time, we women have done the housework and it's totally fine if we get lower back pain and carpel tunnel and tired and shit. That's ok! We like to suffer. Just like we enjoy starving and being taken by force! But if you suckers actually think your sad excuse for a man is going to pitch in and help, you are in for it. Buy the Clorox Bath Wand and he'll clean the tub once at least for novelty's sake."
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"If you want your fat good for nothing husband to get off his keyster and actually do some housework, you should get the Clorox Bath Wand because he barely even has to move to clean the tub or the toilet. Since the dawn of time, we women have done the housework and it's totally fine if we get lower back pain and carpel tunnel and tired and shit. That's ok! We like to suffer. Just like we enjoy starving and being taken by force! But if you suckers actually think your sad excuse for a man is going to pitch in and help, you are in for it. Buy the Clorox Bath Wand and he'll clean the tub once at least for novelty's sake."
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